I actually feel sorry for the other inhabitants of our city. Lives are probably going to be ruined, namely our own.
I scrubbed the bath for about half an hour and also cycled miles home up very hilly and bus-strewn terrain today. This means I am very justified in eating a giant curry and a tub of Ben and Jerry’s. Also trying to work out how I can cut through my flatmate and Boyfriend’s Xbox cable while making it look like an accident. Blame it on the mouse?