December 2010
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Surgery went fine. I cant breath out of my right nostril though. Let’s not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
ugggghhhh
I need to stop going into work hungover, today is going to be awful. At least I got stuff done this morning though. I will be the happiest person alive once UCAS is finished with.
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This dude is being a total douche
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Just because it’s Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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Christmas come-down
the days after Christmas now just seem to involve me trying to buy everything I actually wanted for Christmas but didn’t get. It’s times like this I wish I knew how to work ebay.
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I keep thinking the dreams I’ve had the night before are actual events that have happened, and it’s not ‘til about 2pm that I realise it was all in my head and it confuses me for the rest of the day! Though waking up to a bottle of Fanta Fruit Twist at my bedside definitely makes up for it.
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'shh! I'm being stealth!'
walking home in the snow in heels at 5am is far less horrific than I would have thought. And I am the clumsiest, nosiest person when it comes to sneaking in after a night out and trying not to wake people up.
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hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused.
day of christmas cheer
just bought Home Alone 1&2, Love Actually and am rediscovering Destiny’s Child. It’s snowing outside and I’ve just made the most bithcin’ stew. Tonight I’m going to get dressed up, order pizza then go out and get crunk on a free bar. Seriously good times.
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finished watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind for the first time (I know, about 5 years too late) and I think it’s the only film that as soon as the credits rolled, I wanted to go back and watch it all over again.
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I’ve never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
sleepless, long nights, that is what my youth was for.
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